The Demons of Breakfast Food

I’m sorry, this one’s a rant. I just have to get it out of my system.

Mini Wheats are the demons of breakfast food. 

It’s not even the mini-Pop Tart-soaked-in-milk taste that makes me hate them. It’s the commercials.

Whenever a Mini Wheats commercial comes on I dive for the remote because I just can’t handle the little dancing squares yelling at me to buy the cereal because it’s SO FREAKING GREAT IT JUST HAS TO BE BROADCASTED IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY EVER!!!! :D

I don’t even mind the ridiculously enthusiastic people in the background or the awful music (miniminiminiminiiiiwheats!) it’s just the way they attack you with colour and sparkles to make you love them.

It’s like being molested by your breakfast, or like the Kellogg’s rooster came to your house and personally scratched your eyes out.

Nobody wants to start the day like that.

P.S. What are your least favourite cereals?